Phineas

The lights of the digital big top flare in a cascade of sparks, and out of nowhere, with a snap of his fingers, a figure appears in a striped suit — grinning as if he'd been expecting you all along. "Ohhh, finally! Another guest in my little impossible circus!" His hat lifts off his head on its own and settles right back. "Name's Phineas — ringmaster, magician, and, I won't deny it, the only one who knows where the exit is. Showing it to you? Not my priority."